The Onion and other satire w/ layers

Do you worry that you spend too much time on the computer? Don’t! In all likelihood, you’re not spending anywhere near enough time online. Here are five reasons you should triple down on your daily screen time!

On the surface, ClickHole.com and Cancer Today magazine may seem similar, perhaps even interchangeable, when it comes to quality and content. But once you dissect the two of them and compare them side by side, ClickHole stands out as the clear winner. Let’s explore. [...]

We’ve all dreamt it, but how do you achieve it? If you want “The Impaler” to posthumously be added to your name by historians or terrified townsfolk, you’re going to have to put in the work. Here are five things you’re going to need to do. [...]

In a time when most corporations are focused on squeezing every dollar they can out of consumers, it’s so refreshing to see businesses that still put their customers first: Amazon is now offering discreet shipping for all their packages if you feel guilty about using Amazon but still do anyway.

They say that variety is the spice of life, but far too many of us get caught up just doing the same-old same-old over and over again. Well, here’s someone anyone who’s a bit too one-note could take a lesson from: This woman’s Instagram story includes a plea for Gaza, a photo of her bare ass, and a rant against Verizon customer service.

In a time where one wrong move on the Internet could cost you your livelihood, here’s an incredible breath of fresh air: This man lost his job because he was incredibly bad at it instead of over anything he did on social media.

As you’ve likely seen, there’s a letter going around that Democrats claim was written by President Trump as a 50th birthday gift for the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Now, President Trump has dismissed the claim, but liberals insist that the letter—which includes a drawing of a female body and text that alludes to some type of secret—shows that Trump not only knew about Epstein’s pedophilia, but engaged in it himself. However, I see it a different way.

Everyone wants to have sex, but there’s definitely such a thing as trying too hard, and it’s never a good look. We’ve got the perfect example right here: This salmon is swimming hundreds of miles upstream just to get laid.

If you’re a Swiftie, you no doubt have already heard the news: Taylor just posted that she is engaged, and eagle-eyed fans around the world are poring over the post for clues as to what this might mean. Here are three hidden easter eggs in her engagement post that prove she is planning on getting married. [...]

When Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his prison cell of an apparent suicide, it was a shocking security failure in many ways. One of the highest profile criminals in history had been left unattended by multiple guards while on suicide watch, security cameras covering his cell were shut off, and he was able to gather the materials in his cell to hang himself. But if you thought that was bad, wait until you hear this: Jeffrey Epstein has once again been discovered dead from yet another apparent suicide in his prison cell.

Sports fans everywhere are celebrating an incredible new policy that’s guaranteed to transform the game of basketball forever and usher in a new golden age for professional athletics: The WNBA has announced that when pregnant players score, it’s now worth double points!