The Onion and other satire w/ layers

As the world continues to feel increasingly bleak with the stress of the news, the economy, the housing market, the multiple global conflicts, inequality, fuckwit bosses and day to day bullshit – many have resorted to screaming into the void for relief.

Senator Pauline Hanson has announced her newest bizarre campaign, this time attacking brown paper bags, demanding all stores start stocking white bags instead.

World renowned medical expert Robert F Kennedy Jr has made a vow to all Americans to make their hands smaller to avoid the risk of cancer.

Former-Former US President Donald Trump has doubled down on his support for free speech by vowing to jail anyone who says he’s against it.

"He's basically celebrating political violence" said tabloid writers

Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.

In a joint press conference, Mastercard and Visa reassured the global community today by confirming that lesbian porn was still very much allowed.