Introducing ChatPerson
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Joining ChatGPT, Gemini, Meta, and many other powerful chatbot services, we are proud to announce the release of our new RI (real intelligence) service, ChatPerson.
Unlike other chatbots, ChatPerson’s answers to your queries are provided by real humans. Specifically, it is staffed by writers, artists, and researchers whose livelihoods are in peril thanks to chatbots. Ask ChatPerson anything you would ask your favorite chatbot, and it will answer within seconds. Below are a few FAQs about this exciting new service.
How will ChatPerson make money?<br/> How does ChatGPT make money?
Oh, uh… hmm. Wait, how does it make money?<br/> Don’t worry about it. [...]
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I'm stealing that "RI" bit.