Ah... that explains it

"If a human would wear pants..."

So the solution is to sleep like the Coneheads?

I am a side sleeper. I find I sleep better if the head of the bed is tilted up a few degrees. So I'm really saying this cartoon is actual science, folks.

Is that your anxiety in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Thats why they slept upright in the medieval ages.

that's not how it works

This gives me anxiety.